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"As bright as a burned out lightbulb, during a blackout."

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This is great, keep them coming...

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Also, one of my favourite phrases in a similar vein is ‘a few fries short of a Happy Meal’.

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I am loving this...

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For grown-ups: one beer short of a six pack.

Also: elevator don’t go to top floor

All hat, no cattle

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The suffix -denier is a sure fire way of telling that you are being hoodwinked.

I take the increasingly hysteric* pronouncements as a good sign. The upcoming energy crisis in the winter will see to it that many habituated Gutmenschen suddenly discover that their ‘values’ do not trump a warm house.

Schönen Sonntag noch.

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Tanja - what a great opportunity for you to be one of the state employed counsellors to work on debunking the theories - you can debunk the debunkers!

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